You can’t do much with all this Financial Chaos happening around you…but you can begin this Week with a few chuckles related to this crisis
Q : Why are MBAs in USA returning to their Colleges ?
A : To ask for their Money Back
Q : What’s the difference between an Investment Banker and a Large Pizza ?
A :A Large Pizza can feed a Family of Four
Q: Why do you say that the Market has Stabilised ?
A : 40 Years ago I sold 100 shares of a Company and was able to Buy a Brand New 1968 Fiat Car…Last Week I checked that if I sold another 100 shares of this Company I would yet be able to Buy a 1968 Fiat Car..so the Market has stabilised
Q: What do you call a group of 12 Investment Bankers,Brokers and Advisors at the bottom of the Ocean ?
A : A Good Start