Thanks VGP for these witty New Age Financial Acronyms…many have forgotten what they actually stand for anyway !
BSE = BOMBAY SE EXIT
NSE = NATION SE EXIT
F/O = FUTURE OVER
NIFTY = NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR
FII = FRAUDULENT INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR
PE = PLUNGE ENDLESS
EBITDA = EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN
HNI = HAS NO IDEA
PMS = PRE-MEDITATED SCAM
SIP = SUICIDE by INVESTING PATIENTLY
CORRECTION = THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES
MOMENTUM BUYING = THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW
VALUE BUYING = THE FINE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER