Some Humorous New Age Financial Acronyms

Thanks VGP for these witty New Age Financial Acronyms…many have forgotten what they actually stand for anyway !

BSE = BOMBAY SE EXIT
 
NSE  = NATION SE EXIT
 
F/O = FUTURE OVER
 
NIFTY  = NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR
 
FII  = FRAUDULENT INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR
 
PE  = PLUNGE ENDLESS
 
EBITDA  = EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN

HNI  = HAS NO IDEA
 
PMS  = PRE-MEDITATED SCAM
 
SIP  = SUICIDE by INVESTING PATIENTLY
 
CORRECTION  = THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES
 
MOMENTUM BUYING  = THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW
 
VALUE BUYING  = THE FINE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER

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