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Some Jay Leno Chuckles on Wall Street & the US Economy Meltdown !

Jay Leno , who hosts his talk show which you can catch on Zee Studio,is famous for his one liners…Here are some chuckles on the US Stocks and Economy Meltdown

  1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market 
  2.  Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street
  3. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it 
  4.  Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar 
  5.  The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures  
  6.  President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors and General Electric


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